Team Myraton

I have a deep rooted fear of being conventional. Expect the full range from the unusual to the obscure.

Fast women, slow horses and old whiskey (as the classic saying goes).

Grace under pressure.

Patience -- the misunderstood superpower. Very useful for certain vendors, certain customers and the entire country of China.

N/A as I'm a capitalist -- we don't get choked up. Well….maybe when Gordon Gekko goes to jail.

Briefs -- in direct contrast to my communication style.

I’m still actively engaged in my worldwide quest to find the perfect French Onion Soup. So far, Montreal is in 1st place with Manhattan (of all places) a close 2nd. I remain open for any suggestions from you, dear reader. I’ll need the coordinates, of course. And probably plane tickets to Paris. Thanks in advance.

My high school nickname was “Scoop” because many of my classmates came to understand that I had this mysterious knack for knowing what questions would be on the test that day. This made me popular in high school for all the wrong reasons. (Don’t tell my kids that though…)

Put me down for flying. I know we have airplanes and all that but anything to avoid those nasty TSA and customs lines. But wait? Where to stow all my duty-free stuff? Right…put me down for an assistant that also has this same superpower.

That would be any scene from any Tom Hanks movie where he tears up. Especially Forrest Gump. You know the scene. Don’t make me go there.

Hmmmm...boxers or briefs...let's see...Depends! (See what I did there...?) ;-)

To marry for money. Just kidding, I need looks and money. Failing that, I would settle for getting to meet my great-grandchildren.

I was a tour guide at a local winery for just over 8 years before starting a new career with Myraton. During my time at the winery, I had the privilege of giving private tours to some rather important dignitaries from around the world. In fact, I once did a wine tour for the King and Queen of an African nation! However, my favourite person had to be Ron Maclean from Hockey Night in Canada. He was incredibly friendly and personable. I know my American friends have no idea who he is, but he’s a pretty big deal here in Canada.

The ability to read minds...Turns out, this is the quintessential superpower necessary to navigate today's dating scene.

Adam Sandler singing “I Wanna Grow Old With You” to Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates. What woman doesn’t want to hear these words?

Typical “dude” dilemma so I am not going to answer that one. In any event, why limit yourself to one singular choice? Be bold and change things up every once in a while. After all, variety is the spice of life!

My ambition to become the oldest NHL rookie is still somewhat a work in progress. I understand that my chances are slim since my wife is already much better at hockey than I am and she has yet to be drafted. But it’s always good to have goals.

I have a tendency to break almost everything I touch. So when your shipment arrives you may want to double check it.

Since I already break everything I touch, super human strength is not required. Therefore I would choose the ability to read minds. This would bring me a little closer to my eternal quest to better understand women as well as the Toronto Maple Leafs game plan for winning the Stanley Cup during my lifetime.

Well….. I’m a huge marshmallow so this may be difficult to answer. A well done commercial has been known to get me on occasion (“It’s just a lamp.”). As for a movie, I would choose “P.S I Love You”, starting at about 10 minutes in right up until the closing credits.

Why choose when you can have the best of both worlds with boxer briefs! Nobody loses.

Shhh this can’t get out….. I have been known to play princesses and have tea parties with my girls. Surprisingly, I look great in a tiara! (Accompanying picture withheld by censors).